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  Danish pro “Chicken” Rasmussen reveals doping in pro peloton

  Former cycling professional and Tour de France contender Michael Rasmussen has released excerpts from his forthcoming autobiography that reveal the existence of widespread doping practices in the European pro peloton ...

  On October 31, 2013 / By Seth Davidson
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  Shocker – Pat McQuaid in denial of himself

  In a further decisive action to secure the vacant presidency of the world governing body for skateboarders, outgoing president Pat McQuaid has revealed that he was Not Pat ...

  On August 14, 2013 / By Mitch Darling
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  Star Tours – Chapter 4

  JaBrailsford the Hutt has kidnapped Froome Skyrider’s betrothed, Princess Michelle, in order to “encourage” him to win the PodRace at Neece, and pay back the money he owes ...

  On July 2, 2013 / By Rebecca Love
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  New drug scourge DB01050 rampant in peloton

  On the heels of WADA’s revealing memos outlining the scourge of GW1516, Aicar, and other substances rumored to be rife throughout the pro peloton, the UCI’s lawyers announced ...

  On April 18, 2013 / By Frank Mercer
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  Bale tipped for awards after winning Amstel Gold in Kreuziger role

  His trademark method acting has brought us the likes of Patrick Bateman, Dicky Eklund and Bruce Wayne. Now Christian Bale has hit gold again with his uncanny portrayal ...

  On April 16, 2013 / By Saddleblaze
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  WADA releases adverse analytical finding for TV commentators

  After a weekend which saw some bizarre race commentary from Universal Sports co-hosts Steve Schlanger and Todd Gogulski during Vuelta al Pais Vasco, WADA confirmed what the rest of ...

  On April 10, 2013 / By Frank Mercer
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  Girona based pros get their wings clipped by Strava-Ryanair data-sharing deal

  In a move designed to placate the amateur riders of Catalonia, beloved airline Ryanair have agreed to share passenger data with GPS performance website Strava. It appears that ...

  On April 7, 2013 / By Mitch Darling
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  Protected: Cycling journalists protest mandatory field work at Paris-Roubaix

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  On April 5, 2013 / By Frank Mercer
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  Carrots find innovative new means of enhancing rider well-being

  Euskaltel-Euskadi stormed Ronda Van Vlanderen with a creative means of ensuring riders were at the forefront of the team’s care plan. Whilst all other teams parked their death- ...

  On April 2, 2013 / By Mitch Darling
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  Secret videocam footage reveals truth about Gilbert and Greipel

  In a shocking joint exposé by RTL in Belgium and ZDF in Germany, the channels simultaneously broadcast shocking hidden camera footage of Philippe Gilbert and Andre Greipel making ...

  On March 25, 2013 / By Frank Mercer