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Fashion Models United files lawsuit against CPA

The group representing the rights of French fashion models has filed a lawsuit in Paris against the Association of Professional Cyclists (CPA), which represents most of the professional cycling peloton, ...
On March 10, 2013 / By Frank Mercer
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Cavendish adjusting to lack of controversy at new team

In a statement to the press today, a serene Mark Cavendish described his coping strategies for an absence of controversy at his new team. After a 2012 campaign ...
On March 5, 2013 / By Frank Mercer
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Monolith discovered on Team Europcar TT helmets

What appears to be the third Tycho Magnetic Anomaly known to exist was seen during the Prologue of Paris-Nice on March 3rd. An unknown object was spotted on ...
On March 3, 2013 / By Billie Rooney
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Garmin Sharp seek clarification on ‘No-Needles’ policy

Following a unique development in team performance management, Team Garmin Sharp have sought guidance on whether organic materials with a pointy end constitutes a ‘needle’. Wishing to remain ...
On March 3, 2013 / By Mitch Darling
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Lance Armstrong joins Qui Tam case against himself

After it was announced that the U.S. Department of Justice was joining the Qui Tam case against Lance Armstrong filed by Floyd Landis in 2010, Armstrong’s attorney Tim ...
On February 22, 2013 / By admin
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UCI unveil generous concessions to cater for extra world tour team

Following their unholy balls-up in excluding Katusha from top-level status and the subsequent poke in the eye with a sharp stick delivered by the court of arbitration, the ...
On February 22, 2013 / By admin
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“Armstrong effect” found in soil samples after Hushovd tip

Garden Centres forced to lower prices on soil due to Armstrong contamination Yet another vein in the complex root structure of the Lance Armstrong arbor has surfaced recently, ...
On February 21, 2013 / By Billie Rooney
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British cycling press refuses to cover Leinders Investigation

In a surprise move, the “Very, Very British and Proper Cycling Press Association” announced their steadfast refusal to cover any aspect of the impending criminal investigation into the ...
On February 17, 2013 / By admin
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February fights back against monthist comments from pro peloton

The month of February is lashing out at members of the pro peloton after recent comments in the media have worsened the reputation of a month with few ...
On February 15, 2013 / By admin
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UCI scupper technical advances in bike design

Devastated by the shocking raid on their team equipment van, quick-witted mechanics at Team Garmin Sharp thought they had both outwitted thieves and brought additional gains to the ...
On February 14, 2013 / By admin

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