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Cavendish and Cancellara to lead “OccupyAigle” demonstration

Following his frustration with the UCI over clothing regulations and contract stipulations, Team Sky superstar/current world champion Mark Cavendish has joined forces with disgruntled Nissan Shack poster boy ...
On October 14, 2011 / By admin
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McQuaid Ponders Indefinite Presidency

In a rare and exclusive interview with Cyclismas reporter Frank Mercer, UCI President Pat McQuaid spoke candidly about the “cascade of successes” that have overflowed during his reign ...
On October 13, 2011 / By admin
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UCI Hires Xe Services LLC for Protection Against Sovereignty Threats

The Union Cycliste International announced today their partnership with Xe Services LLC to deal with what the UCI consider “threats against the righteous sovereignty of their cycling world.” ...
On October 6, 2011 / By admin
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Team HTC unveils SmogBeater for Tour of Beijing

Concerns over the effects of smog-laden environments on the professional peloton, soon-to-be-defunct HTC unveiled the SmogBeater outfit to protect their riders from the damaging effects of air pollution ...
On October 2, 2011 / By admin
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UCI Disappointed with Bronze Medal at Corruption Olympics

The champion of the 2011 Corruption Olympics was crowned today, but much to the disappointment of the Union Cycliste International (UCI), the gold medal went to Federation Internationale ...
On September 29, 2011 / By admin
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Cycling Sport To Be Renamed “McQuaiding” by 2015?

The UCI have announced that as of next year, all personnel involved in the organizing of races and anyone associated with official World Championships bidding must officially ...
On September 27, 2011 / By admin
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Spartacus leads revolt from The House of “Hogius” Bruyneel

History seems to be repeating itself as the time-trialling juggernaut and recently-dethroned World Champion, Fabian Cancellara-Spartacus, leads the enslaved riders of ‘Caesar Becca’ back to freedom to fight ...
On September 24, 2011 / By admin
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Missing UCI Anti-Doping Czar Rossi Turns Up in Copenhagen

After a worldwide hunt for UCI anti-doping czar, Francesca Rossi, had come up empty for the past year, a slightly tired-looking Rossi turned up at a UCI Press ...
On September 24, 2011 / By admin
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Mavic ponders “defamation of color” suit against Armstrong

Representatives of Mavic met with their legal counsel Wednesday after further reports linking Dr. Michele Ferrari to Lance Armstrong have made the potential indictment of the former champion ...
On September 22, 2011 / By admin
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Flash Mob Buries Armstrong’s Aspen Home in Livestrong Bracelets

A sizable flash mob, rallied by the tweet of a Laramie, Wyoming, man buried one of the 15 homes of sometime-Tour-de-France winner Lance Armstrong in millions of Livestrong ...
On September 21, 2011 / By admin

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