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UCI entertains WWE offer for product management

After former UCI president Hein Verbruggen fired off a terse and angry letter to the IOC outlining the shadowy campaign against his rightful cycling fiefdom, Verbruggen held a ...
On February 13, 2013 / By admin
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PUFF piece

Magazine publishers in the UK today announced the formation of a new coalition designed to combat unfair pressure on publishers and editors of cycling publications. The group, Publishers ...
On February 9, 2013 / By admin
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Makarov to buy UCI headquarters in Aigle

After a roller-coaster UCI management committee meeting which saw fists flying and insults of every kind hurled from all sides of the table, including from the normally mild-mannered ...
On February 7, 2013 / By admin
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Bruyneel in Try Athlete Shock

Outrageous news has come into the Cyclismas news desk regarding future deviant activities of Johan Bruyneel, disgraced former friend of disgraced former cyclist Lance Armstrong Despite months of ...
On January 31, 2013 / By admin
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Team Bioflow issue Total Recall after Thomas loses TDU

Exceptional physical performance alchemists, Bioflow wristbands, have issued a product recall after their critically-acclaimed magnets caused Team Sky’s Geraint Thomas to lose the Tour Down Under. ...
On January 27, 2013 / By admin
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Hinault involved in altercation with Armstrong supporter

After arriving in Adelaide for the final stages of the Tour Down Under, Tour de France legend Bernard Hinault was involved in a dust-up with one of only ...
On January 24, 2013 / By admin
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New aerofoil handlebars will be key to Froome’s Tour win

Team Sky handlebar sponsors, Pro, have revealed a revolutionary new handlebar developed to assist the FroomeWhippet assault on the 2013 Tour de France, clearing the path for Africa’s ...
On January 24, 2013 / By admin
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Katusha seeks royal assistance for return to World Tour

In an effort to secure the necessary points to ensure a return to World Tour level, troubled Katusha management have reached out to senior members of the British ...
On January 23, 2013 / By admin
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Marsupial thrilled to meet Boasson Hagen

By cyclodocus A South Australian koala says an encounter with professional cyclist Edvald Boasson Hagen has been among the highlights of his year to date. Joe Bukowski, 6, spent ...
On January 23, 2013 / By admin
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Bruyneel leaves 45-minute message on UCI anti-doping hotline

By cyclodocus UCI officials say they are unsure what to make of a rambling message left by former U.S. Postal boss Johan Bruyneel on the organisation’s new ...
On January 21, 2013 / By admin

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