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  Vaughters goes undercover to garner secret UCI information

  Cyclismas has learned that the UCI has been conducting secret meetings led by Hein Verbruggen at a secluded location in the Cayman Islands. Apparently, Verbruggen has been drawing ...

  On December 14, 2012 / By admin
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  Communication from comrade Makarov

  As a pro-cyclist, I was one of the many to find this communiqué in my inbox recently. I am reproducing it here, in its entirety. ~ DM   ...

  On December 5, 2012 / By admin
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  RFEC announces new partnership with Kalitatea Foundation

  Immediately following his election as president of the Spanish Cycling Federation (RFEC), Jose Luis Lopez Cerron made the first major announcement of his presidency by naming the addition ...

  On December 4, 2012 / By admin
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  Change Cycling Now to bring world peace, end hunger, unite cycling

  At a lavish press conference in London today, the group known as Change Cycling Now made a massive splash with a large press corps in attendance to hear ...

  On December 3, 2012 / By admin
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  Riders look to scale new weights

  Grizzled Rolling Stones axe-man Keith Richards popped into the pub recently to knock back a few pints and share with us a document he’d found on Phil Liggett’s ...

  On November 28, 2012 / By admin
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  Fuglsang’s hair is still undecided on the Tour de France

  As confirmed in an exclusive CyclingNews HD interview, Astana team manager Giuseppe Martinelli confirmed boy band frontman Jakob Fuglsang will be the undisputed team captain at next year’s ...

  On November 26, 2012 / By admin
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  Jens Voigt involved in secret performance enhancement

  Shocking news has come to light that stalwart of the 53 chainring, Mr Jens Voigt, has been undertaking a secretive program of performance enhancement known as ‘GEO caching.’ ...

  On November 25, 2012 / By admin
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  Riis hides in Gran Canaria, consults Tony Robbins

  After a “successful” team camp in Gran Canaria with his Saxo-Tinkoff team where thousands came out to meet and greet Alberto Contador, including one fan who demonstrated her ...

  On November 21, 2012 / By admin
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  Team Sky adds Scooter Braun to management

  Team Sky principal and Dr. Evil doppelgänger David Brailsford announced today the addition of American musical talent mogul Scooter Braun to the British super team as the new ...

  On November 20, 2012 / By admin
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  Armstrongs file class action suit, demand name change

  Days after Lance Armstrong was dropped from the board of directors of the Livestrong Foundation, and just one day after the cancer charity removed Armstrong’s name from its ...

  On November 15, 2012 / By admin