A day after losing the first of many sponsors from the RadioShack-Nissan-Trek fold in the form of European energy company Enovos, and with rumors of Nissan and Trek ...
On August 1, 2012 / By adminBradley Wiggins, 2012 Tour de France winner and master of press conferences has been chosen to judge the 2012 C*ntolympics. The first games of the C*ntolympiad is ...
On July 31, 2012 / By adminAfter seeing the response by the British press to his failure to secure a gold medal in the Olympic road race on Saturday, cycling sensation Mark Cavendish has decided ...
On July 30, 2012 / By adminTeam Sky principal and Dr. Evil doppelganger David Brailsford unveiled his plans today to turn Box Hill into a monument to Team Sky and Brad Wiggins, to forever ...
On July 26, 2012 / By adminReports out of London have UCI president Pat McQuaid fuming over the inability of the London Organizing Committee for the Olympic Games to satisfy his whims with only ...
On July 25, 2012 / By adminAs Team Sky helicoptered through the transfer to Bonneval after the finish of stage 18 in Brive-la-Gaillarde with another Mark Cavendish sprint victory notched up, the heir-apparent to the ...
On July 20, 2012 / By adminAt the conclusion of stage 15 of the Tour de France from Samatan to Pau, former world champion Gianni Bugno declared the actions of Team Sky sprinter Mark ...
On July 16, 2012 / By adminIn a shocking development today, Team Sky boss David Brailsford called in a marker from the British prime minister, David Cameron, to prevent the disastrous shattering of England’s ...
On July 12, 2012 / By adminLance Armstrong filed a second motion for a restraining order against Team Sky in an Austin, Texas, court today. The restraining order is an attempt by the soon-to-be-former-seven-time-Tour-de-France ...
On July 11, 2012 / By adminHello fans, I am Isambard Kingdom Bruyneel, the most successful team manager of all time and creator of the Great Eastern ocean liner. It has been a busy ...
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