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CCNN-TV does “Lance Armstrong’s 12 Days of Christmas”

By admin · On December 19, 2012

You asked for it, you got it. Here’s the clip from Episode 20 of CCNN-TV where Ripp Finklemann and Jonny Gunn sing lyrics put together by Shane Ferro who writes for Cyclismas and also has a great tumblr. Care to sing along with the boys? Create your own version? The lyrics are below the clip!

Follow along with the crew on Twitter: @RippFinklemann, @theJonnyGunn, @CyclismasMercer, @saddleblaze. Follow show updates on Twitter @CCNN_TV.

Or take the show on the road with our iTunes downloads.

 

On the first day of Christmas, Lance Armstrong gave to me, a meeting with Ferrari

On the second day of Christmas Lance Armstrong gave to me, two Olsen twins

On the third day of Christmas Lance Armstrong gave to me, three urine samples

On the fourth day of Christmas Lance Armstrong gave to me, four EPO shots

On the fifth day of Christmas Lance Armstrong gave to me, FIVE THOUSAND LIES

On the sixth day of Christmas Lance Armstrong gave to me, six bags of blood

On the seventh day of Christmas Lance Armstrong gave to me, seven lost jerseys

On the eighth day of Christmas Lance Armstrong gave to me, eight bribes in cash

On the ninth day of Christmas Lance Armstrong gave to me, nine drops of oil

On the tenth day of Christmas Lance Armstrong gave to me, ten teammates scheming

On the eleventh day of Christmas Lance Armstrong gave to me, eleven yellow wristbands

On the twelfth day of Christmas Lance Armstrong gave to me, twelve sly attorneys

 

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  • TheRaceRadio says: December 21, 2012 at 9:17 am

    Love it. Thanks. Just remember it was me and Susan and our sockpuppets on cycling news that made the world wake up to who Lance really is. Merry Christmas, everyone.

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